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Lunchables Edward



01. Intro and Outro

01. hello
02. hello
03. hello
04. hello
05. hello
06. Bye

02. Names

01. Edward
02. Hector
03. This is Edward

03. Yes & No

01. Yes
02. Yes!
03. Yes, for sure
04. Yeah
05. Yeah!
06. M' Kay
07. Ok
08. Ok
09. Ok
10. Ok
11. Ok
12. No
13. No
14. No!
15. Please

04. Numbers

01. Five
02. Eleven
03. Thirteen
04. 11 PM
05. 500
06. 5000
07. Dollars

05. Questions

01. Who's this?
02. Do you understand?
03. Do you understand what I just said to you?
04. What are you talking about?

06. Sounds

01. Ahuh
02. So
03. Uhahehehehah
04. Um
05. Oh
06. Oh, God
07. Cough

07. Places

01. I served my country.
02. I was born and raised in America.
03. I was in Vietnam you mother fucker!
04. Vietnam
05. In cleveland Ohio.

08. Replies

01. You started it.
02. You started it, I didn't text you the...
03. You started it all!
04. Well, you started it!
05. You were interested.
06. You voted for Trump.
07. When you have a moment call me.
08. Too many scammers
09. Tonight
10. A couple days ago
11. That's really something.
12. That's pretty impressive.
13. That's fine.
14. Ok it's very unusual.
15. Let's put our differences aside.
16. It's funny.
17. I'm willing to do that.
18. I'm not the one bothering.
19. Idk what you're talking about, you've got the wrong person.
20. I was respectful, you started it.
21. I know who you are now.
22. I do have anger issues.
23. I didn't say anything to you, I talked about the paintings and the payment and nothing else.
24. And that was in the end of it.
25. I am angry.

09. Texting & Phone Calls

01. You text me.
02. You text me in reference to a painting I have.
03. You text me back and I'm reading it right now.
04. You called me.
05. You called me.
06. Well I didn't call you now.
07. We texted back and forth about a painting.
08. Text me your e-mail.
09. Send me your email and I'll get it all together.
10. I'm not calling you.
11. I'm getting these texts from your number.
12. I told you, you called me.
13. I texted you and said.
14. I text you.
15. I text you and you responded.
16. I don't keep calling your number, someone else is doing that, not me!.
17. I did not call you.
18. And you sent that to me at 5:11 PM.
19. And you responded.
20. I was returning your call.
21. I think you've got the wrong number.

10. Art Talk

01. I painted that painting.
02. If you want the painting, I'll be happy to sell it to ya.
03.If youre interested in that painting, I'll send you an invoice via Paypal.
04. I'm an artist.
05. I'm the artist of the painting.
06. It's an original painting on canvas.
07. It's an original painting, and it's in excellent condition, and it's like new.
08. Ok you were interested in a painting that I have.
09. The painting is much more than that.
10. When you've seen the painting you would have seen the signature.
11. Which I created.
12. You don't have to buy the painting.
13. You text me in reference to a painting that I have.
14. You were interested in buying a painting.

11. General

01. Absolutely
02. And it's real simple, I do it all the time
03. Don't give me any shit.
04. I know who you are.
05. I read it to you.
06. I speak proper English.
07. I understand now.
08. I understand you.
09. It's very simple.
10. I've been with them for five years.
11. No you won't because I won't accept it.
12. Now here's what we do.
13. pretty simple.
14. So that's what you're dealing with.
15. That makes it safe for both of us.
16. They're amazing.

12. I'm Famous

01. I promise you I am really well known.
02. I run companies.
03. I'm a legitimate guy I'm famous.
04. I'm a very famous artist.
05. I'm highly educated, I taught at university, and I'm a very well known artist.
06. I'm really well known.
07. I've told you, I'm a well known artist.
08. That's not some kind of backyard guy.

13. FBI Talk

01. Good I want you to call the DA.
02. I want you to call the FBI.
03. This has nothing to do with donald Trump.
04. You can call the FBI all you want, because then they'll find out who you are.

14. FB Talk

01. 5,000 followers on fb and you don't know how to deal with it.
02. 500 followers.
03. Facebook stopped me at 5500.
04. How many people do you know who have 5000.
05. I have 5000 500 followers.
06. I will if you send me an Email.
07. I wouldn't say I have 5000 people on fb if I couldn't do it.
08. On FB I have 5,000 followers.
09. Send me your email.
10. Send me your name and I'll send you a friend request.
11. they have a policy now of limitations.
12. You can't have 5,000 followers on fb if you're a piece of shit.

15. Insults

01. Go fuck yourself.
02. I don't mess with people.
03. I promise you as long as you don't insult me I will not speak poorly.
04. MOFO.
05. No I don't cuss a lot I only cuss when I get mad and you started it with your insults.
06. No you're the piece of shit.
07. See, you're back at insulting.
08. This conversation don't sink in with you.
09. This is to do with you not trying to fuck with me.
10. With your fucking insults.
11. You mess with people.
12. You're the fucker.
13. You're a mother fucker.
14. You're fucking with me.
15. You're just doing this to fuck with me.

16. Scamming

01. Because you're a scammer.
02. I'm tired of these scammers.
03. There's no scamming from me.
04. Too many scammers.
05. You're a scammer.
06. You're one of those scammers.
07. You're too busy trying to figure out how you can scam someone.

17. Money Talk

01. What's the hundred dollars for?
02. And what's the hundred dollars for?
03. Hundred dollars
04. A lot of money
05. Did I say to you that you probably only make 15 dollars an hour?
06. I can only pay you through a check.
07. I don't want any gift certificates I don't want any checks.
08. I told ya I won't take a check.
09. I'm not looking for a hundred dollars.
10. My stuff sells for a lot more.
11. No I don't work at a job that makes 13 dollars an hour.
12. The price is incredible.
13. you probably only make 15 dollars an hour.
14. You send me your email and I'll send you an invoice.

18. PayPal Talk

01. Paypal.
02. From PayPal.
03. I use PayPal.
04. A payment's gonna be via PayPal.
05. And and and the payment is via PayPal.
06. Give me an e-mail and i'll send you an invoice and you can pay it easily to PayPal.
07. I told you it had to be PayPal.
08. It has to be by PayPal.
09. Pay the payment pay PayPal and I'll send you the invoice, I'll send you the painting.
10. Send me an email and I'll send you an invoice.
11. The payment has to by, via, PayPal.
12. The payment won't be by check it's gotta be by PayPal.
13. You don't need an account, I can send you an invoice.

19. Car Talk

01. Cadillac.
02. Ferrari.
03. Ferrari.
04. A ferrari I'll take absolutely.
05. Ferrari dominated it all, they're amazing.
06. Ferrari is a lot of money.
07. Ferrari is still the most amazing car.
08. I don't want a Cadillac.
09. I used to go to the Formula One races.
10. When I was a kid I raced Formula 3s.